Why are some gays so proud of being bitchy?

I’ve met "the biggest bitch in the world" at least 30 times. It’s a line that’s been used more times than "I’ll call you tomorrow."

"I’m the biggest bitch in the world."

Tony in Jamestown insisted to me that he is indeed the biggest bitch in the world. He then proceeded to spend a half hour recounting all the times he was mean to someone.

Roy, my friend from Atlanta, also is certain that he holds the coveted "biggest bitch in the world" prize. The only thing Roy likes more than tossing spear-headed zingers at someone is recounting the story 30 times the next day.

Chuck from Tampa additionally had laid claim on the "biggest bitch" crown. His like-minded friends encourage his tirades and laugh about them behind his back.

This article appears in Aug 4-10, 2011.