Why housewives know more about sex than you do

The segment features an interview with an evolutionary biologist, who answers questions like "have you ever wondered exactly what attracted you to your partner?" and "why do you act the way you do around the opposite sex?"

Other secrets revealed to the non-working population on recent Good Morning America segments include whether or not men actually prefer blondes, as well as the five things science says about your Valentine.

Watch and learn, How Sex Works, my friends


The obvious advantage of not having to go to work is the ability to watch TV for many, many more hours than your breadwinning counterpart. But, there are other advantages.

Ever slept with a housewife and wondered why she's better in bed than your working wife? It's because housewives know how sex works—because they are home watching Good Morning American segments like "How Sex Works."

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