Longest ejaculation: American man Horst Schultz was recorded ejaculating 18 feet 9 inches. He also holds the records for height (12 ft 4in) and speed (42.7mph). A woman has been recorded ejaculating 10 feet.
Most semen ingested: In 1991, Michelle Monahan of L.A. had 1.7 pints of semen pumped from her stomach.
: 42 year-old Russian woman, Tatiata Kozhevnikova
, broke her own record by hefting a glass ball attached to 31 pounds of weight with her vagina muscles. Kozhenikova’s success didn’t happen overnight, but through fifteen years of rigorously training.
Oldest prostitute: An 82 -year-old woman called "Grandma" in Tai Pei is believed to be the oldest living and working prostitute. She began 40 years ago after a man she had lived with for two decades died. She stays in business by charging ten to twenty times less than other working girls in the area.
: Pornstar Lisa Sparxxx nailed 919 guys in 24 hours. This defeated previous records of 646 in 2002 and 759 in 2003.
Largest orgy: In Japan 250 couples had sex at the same time and in the same place while camera crews recorded the event. Despite all testing negative for STDs, the couples only had sex with their partners.
Longest masturbation session: in 2009, Masanobu Sato attended the 2009 World Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco and broke his previous masturbating record with a session lasting 9 hours and 58 minutes.
Largest gangbang for a man
Porn star Jon Dough had sex with over 55 women in one day, having 5 to 6 orgasms.
Youngest parents: Shaun Steard of England was 12 when he became a father. 5-year-old, Peruvian Lina Medina gave birth in 1933 after starting to menstruate at 3. Her father was jailed on suspicion of incest but released due to a lack of evidence. The child was delivered through cesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow.
Oldest father: Indian farmer, Nanu Ram Jogi already held the record for world's oldest father when he fathered his 21st child at 90-years-old. Jogi is married to his fourth wife and has no plans of slowing down his baby production.
Most penis castrations: In 1300 BC, King Menephta defeated the Libyans and to celebrate, cut off 13,000 penises from the defeated army. An ancient monument to him lists the names of all the penis owners.
Most children fathered: in the 1600s, Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, the second ruler of the Morocco Alaouite dynasty, fathered 1,042 recorded offspring with his harem of 500 wives.
Most children birthed by one woman: Russian peasant, Valentina Vassilyeva, birthed 69 children in a total of 27 births between 1725 and 1765, including 16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets. The modern record is held by Leontina Albina of Chile who claims to have mothered 64 children, of whom 55 are documented.
Largest breast implants
: Sheyla Hershey
underwent nine operations to get the world's largest breast implants at 38KKK. However, after developing a staph infection from a surgery performed in Brazil, doctors had to remove her award winning breasts.
The smallest human penis: 0.39 inches.
Largest penis/body ratio: A barnacle’s penis is 42 times its own body length.
Larges penis: Rorqual whales have penises that average 10 feet, and as much as a 1 foot in diameter. Hippopotamuses and elephants only have 2 foot dicks.
Largest human penis
: The official record is 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and 6.25 inches in circumference, measured in the early 1900s by Dr. Robert L. Dickenson. The record for the largest living penis belongs to Jonah Falcon who has a 13.5 inch penis.
Largest human clitoris: In The Sexual Anatomy, W. Francis Benedict mentions a 12 inch clitoris.
Largest human vagina: Scottish giant, Anna Swan, and her giant husband had a giant baby that's head was 19 inches, all of which fit through her vagina.
First man cured of HIV: Timothy Ray Brown became the first man to be cured of HIV after receiving stem cells from a donor who was immune to the disease.
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