World’s oldest sex toy, a stone dildo, also used by a jealous caveman to start fires

It turns out that dildos weren’t always used exclusively for igniting metaphorical fires of desire. The world’s oldest known dildo, a 30,000-year-old siltstone phallus, also shows evidence of being struck against a flint rock to ignite fires. Talk about a multifunctional sex toy.

This stone cock was excavated from a German cave used by modern homosapiens. Rings are carved around one polished end, giving the stone a definite phallic shape and proving at least one of the dildo’s functions. More curiously, the stone also has marks where it was struck against a