Why are we so fascinated with boobs? They don't have good personalities, they won't keep you from freezing, you can't use them to start a fire. I'm sure evolutionarily men are attracted to large breasts as this may subconsiously indicate how well a woman can feed their child, and firmness as this is an indicator of youth. But still, these science answers are not enough to satisfy my fascination with breasts.
Breasts come in all sizes and shapes. They start around 32AA and go up to unfathomable sizes defined by a multitude of numbers and letters. So what is the perfect shape or size? That all depends on who you ask. Years ago the average American breast size was 34B. Today that size has increased to 34D. Has this shift occurred because Americans are getting fatter or are more women flocking to plastic surgeons?
Of the many sizes and shapes of breasts I've fondled, licked, or admired from a distance, I've found that I definitely have a preference when it comes to the size and shape of boobs. And, as much as I hate to admit it, there are some breasts I just don't like. What follows is an illustrated list of breast types and my reason why I love or hate them. Keep in mind that I don't assume this list is universal. But hopefully it will lead to a discussion of what we find so fascinating about these pockets of fat hanging off our chests:
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Victoria Beckam's breasts are what I call Barbie boobies. They are very round and look slightly hard. There really isn't any cleavage, just bubbles. I don't like these type of boobs because they look unnatural.
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Courtney Love's breasts fluctuate with her weight and her drug use. In this photo, Love seems to be sporting saggy breasts. This tends to happen for a few reasons: age, kids, and weight loss. I'm definitely not a fan of these!
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Megan Fox has hot breasts that fit perfectly with her small frame. They are the ideal image of small breasts!
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Lastly there's Tyra Banks. Kudos to her beautiful full breasts with an awesome cleavage line! I love how they look full without looking plastic! Whenever you're depressed that you weren't born with Tyra's nice, natural boobs, just remember the kind of psychotic, amazonian mess her boobs are attached too.
What are your favorite types of breasts?
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