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"Lose Weight."
THE FIRST ITEM LISTED UNDER "POPULAR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS" ON THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S WEBSITE

"I will clean up my toys."
THE FIRST ITEM LISTED UNDER A COMPILATION OF SUGGESTED RESOLUTIONS FOR PRESCHOOLERS, PUT TOGETHER BY THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF PEDIATRICS

"Don't talk about clothes."
THE FIRST ITEM LISTED BY NEW YORK TIMES COLUMNIST PAUL KRUGMAN IN A 2003 NEW YEAR'S EVE COLUMN WHICH IDENTIFIED RESOLUTIONS JOURNALISTS COVERING POLITICS SHOULD MAKE

"As YouTube attests, Hillary didn't care about style as first lady; she was too busy trying to get in on Bill's substance. She showed off a long parade of unflattering outfits and unnervingly changing hairdos."
THE NEW YORK TIMES'S MAUREEN DOWD, IN A JAN. 31, 2007 COLUMN

Sources: usa.gov, aap.org, query.nytimes.com, w3.nexis.com.

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