Sh*t Happened 1/22/18: Florida man mistakes bank drive-thru for Taco Bell, bombs, not-bombs

And the government sucks.

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I don't know. Just go with it.

Good morning! The government is broken.


A Hernando County man passed out behind the wheel in a bank drive-thru, and requested a burrito when awakened. Let's not pass up this marvelous opportunity to demand that henceforth, all drive-thru banking should come with burritos.

A Pinellas County youth football league president is accused of scamming almost $30K out of the organization. Which is not very sportsmanlike.


Hey, the federal government shut down at midnight. Again. Which side are you blaming? The other side? Yeah, it's the other side's fault.

A suspicious device that caused the evacuation of multiple businesses along Tarpon Avenue in Tarpon Springs turned out to be... a sandbag. Moving forward, perhaps we should just admit that terrorists probably don't give a shit about places like Tarpon Springs.


And finally, somebody detonated an explosive device at a mall in Lake Wales, and more devices were discovered at the location. Maybe terrorists give a shit about places like Tarpon Springs, after all.