Short List

The Other White Meat

Wolfowitz to World Bank

He'll be looking for weapons of cash destruction.

Travolta as Edna Turnblad in the Hairspray movie

They couldn't get Kirstie Alley?

Reruns on Lost

We love the flashbacks, but this is ridiculous.

NCAA Tourney

Damn, I already lost the office pool.

Tampa Tribune ads

The Most Boring Moments of Your Life. Printed Daily.

Project Greenlight's third season

The fix is in.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Spelled like PETA, tastes like chicken (mtd.com/tasty/).

Press kit of the week

The Pork Information Bureau's 12-pager on ham: How and when to eat it, what to do with leftovers, schematics for a ham-fueled time machine… Coming next week: The Weekly Planet Ham Issue.

Planet suggestion box:

Until further notice, avoid dangerous places. You know, like churches, courthouses, rivers…

-Compiled by Planet Staff