Ronda Storms, creationism, Hell's Angels

Plus, Hillary vs. Obama

Ronda Storms files creationism bill
Legislation requires teachers to inform students that Darwin was gay.

More Hillsborough jail complaints
Legislators file bill to ensure that roughed-up inmates are taught creationism.

Legislature convenes 2008 session
Property tax, insurance, fiscal issues? Sure, but first: creationism.

Hillary on 60 Minutes: Obama not Muslim "as far as I know"
Obama: "Hillary's not a royal bitch who slept with Vince Foster and Webb Hubbell, as far as I know."

Documentary: Hell's Angels plotted Jagger's death
Conspiracy fell apart when two of the bikers got drunk and fell asleep and a third was picked up on an unrelated, domestic violence charge.

Ricin found in Las Vegas hotel
Sports bookmakers immediately set over/under on potential number of deaths.

National parks may allow loaded handguns
Because only you can prevent forest strong-arm robberies.