BEST PLACE TO WATCH A LOCAL CELEBRITY FUCK UP

Hyde Park Cafe

Tampa’s Jessica Sierra, the barely-21 party girl of American Idol quasi-fame, at least had the good manners to apologize. But that was after being handcuffed for hurling a cocktail glass at a complete stranger while imbibing at SoHo’s super swank Hyde Park Café last April. Fast-forward to April of this year: (now former) Tampa Bay Rays pitcher Al Reyes was arrested at the same venue for being dick-in-the-dirt hammered, getting his face beat in and spitting blood at his fellow imbibers. Turns out Reyes was celebrating his 38th birthday, in style.