The Short List: What the [expletive], Gov. Blagojevich?

"I've got this thing and it's fucking golden..." Read #96 and all the other juicy bits in the affidavit, 'United States of America v. Rod R. Blagojevich, and John Harris."

Or perhaps you'd prefer the David Mamet version?

Or the Shakespeare: Mrs. B.=Lady MacB

Name that goon: Who said it, Tony Soprano or Governor B?

Even the governor's neighbors are glad he got caught.

What the Blagojevich scandal means for Obama.

Oh, we could go on all day with great Blagojevich shit, but a few other things happened in the world yesterday:

Who's buried out there? Mystery at a Florida reform school.

Get out of my Facebook: Student sues principal.

WMNF loses its "heart and soul."

Letterman taunts Leno: "Welcome to The Late Show, still at 11:35!"

And Best Picture goes to... a robot?