Fay, Madonna and the Olympics

Plus, R.I.P. Bigfoot

Fay

Blow me.

Ellen deGeneres and Portia de Rossi wed

That's de Lightful.

Madonna turns 50

Her vagina turns 112.

Usain Bolt from Jamaica

We wonder how fast the Olympic 100m gold medalist could run if he didn't jog the last 20 meters.

Olympics

China plans gala "Return to Isolationism" party after the closing ceremonies.

Jerry Wexler, 1917-2008

The heartbeat of rhythm-and-blues.

Pervez Musharraf resigns

A U.S. puppet strongman falls in a nuclear power overrun with Islamic extremists? Nope, no reason to worry about that.

Bigfoot "corpse" unveiled

Someone check Craigslist and see if anyone's searching for lost Harry and the Hendersons memorabilia.