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Sex offender slumlord: A registered sex offender, proclaiming himself the "Robin Hood" of Florida sex offenders, has been buying up properties and leasing them exclusively to groups of offenders. Young once ran an entire trailer park for sex offenders and was charged with cramming 24 men into one three bedroom house.
Way too young: A 14-year-old from Fort Worth was charged with "attempted" sexual assault after breaking into two apartments and being beaten off by both of his intended victims.
You're never too old for sexual assault: At 89, James Tematu Maxwell is the oldest man to be charged with sexual assault in New Zealand.
