Brett Favre has retired yet again and this time he means it... we think. Then again, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter was supposed to be the final Jason movie. No word whether ESPN will shorten their SportsCenter broadcasts to 30 minutes with lack of new Favre material to cover. The Favre Will He/Won't He reality series could be out soon. Favre not joining the Vikes was not even the worst news they received this week. Quarterback Tarvaris Jackson suffered a minor MCL sprain when a lineman rolled over his leg in practice. First Favre, now this. Viking quarterbacks are dropping like flies. Perhaps they should just snap the ball directly to either Adrian Peterson or Percy Harvin. Then again, Michael Vick is still available.
Speaking of Mike Vick, the nation and PETA protestors alike wait with bated breath to find out which NFL team will give Vick a shot at redemption. As the NFL season rapidly approaches, a franchise has yet to announce they'll sign him. In fact, the only person to back Vick is Tony Dungy. Unfortunately for Vick, Dungy is no longer a head coach in the league. Dungy's support, along with Vick's contrition after meeting Commissioner Goodell, was a major reason Vick was allowed back into the league. With my bad credit, I'm wondering if Coach Dungy can accompany me to the closest bank for a loan.
