Life As Blow It: Let's go to Mexico, said the idiot to his wife

"Pack your bags, baby, because I finally got half of that bonus I was promised, and you and I are going on an exotic-ass vacation."

"'Exotic-ass?' This isn't one of those weird things where you turn our apartment into a scene from Saw, is it?"

"Nope. You and I are headed for the combination of luxury and history that only Mexico can provide."

Long pause.


"Hell yeah! Warm weather, old-ass ruins, horseback riding and the timeless mystique of Pacific waves. Cheap tequila!"

Long pause.


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