Good morning, South Carolina. Good news! There's no more real crime in your state. How do I know? The cops spent time yesterday arresting eight college kids for being at that party where Michael Phelps was caught on camera sucking on a bong. Phelps was not among the incarcerated. (Of course.)
- Late-night bargaining in The Stimulus Debate That Will Not Die.
- Jesus Geithner, you can't announce that you'll have details of a plan soon. That means you don't have a fucking plan in the first place!
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