There is some debate about what to name Prinzzess Felicity Jade's younger sister, who is visiting from Belize. Tonight, Prinzzess plans to pull her sister on stage at Penthouse for the first time ever, but before she can do that she must come up with a sexy name for the DJ to announce.
"What would you name one of our horses?" Prinzzess asks her sister.
"Wait," I say. "Performers actually pick their names based on their pets. I thought that was a myth?"