The dictionary is filled with terms, both great and small, for helping a man relate the magnificence of his penis to other men, as well as gentlemanly words for negotiating with women a place to store said penis. Jeremy Greenberg's book, ManWords: Real Words for Real Men, distills some of this sexually charged vernacular down to a manageable size that can be processed while a man is seated atop his ivory throne of solitude. The lexicon Greenberg unloads may not necessarily impress women, but it does provide men a flourish of language with which to describe all the sex they are not having. Below is a sample.
