Sex never sounded so... tragic

  • SWF is back, not as great as SWV being back… but still

Hey kids! After a two-year hiatus, I am back… and with a few bajillion dating tips/stories/horrific accidents in tow. I won’t try to pass any of these stories (whether my own or that of an unknowing friend) off as great advice or condone any of my questionable behavior, but I will back this up with a little more about me that should restore your faith in SWF.