Mrs. Nordberg

Short List

Bucs win
Did anyone have any idea that the Saints sucked so bad?

O.J. arrested
Therapists agree, however, that by not slitting his robbery victims' throats, he is making solid progress toward rehabilitation.

Fred Thompson swings through Florida, visits gun shows
To the delight of GOP supporters, the actor-candidate wounds two Democrats in the leg with a .44.

Sally Field antiwar speech censored at the Emmys
We're just glad she didn't start all that "You like me" shit again.

Miami police OK'ed to carry assault rifles
All that city needs now is an open-air bazaar with lots of homemade, colorful blankets, and it can put Playa del Carmen right out of business.

Indian gambling
Nothing will restore the lost glory and grandeur of the Seminole Tribe than adding slots, blackjack and baccarat at its handful of casinos.

O.J. arrested, part deux
Will spend his jail time writing draft of new book, If I Did It Again.