Bombshells cloaked in the stars and stripes (pics NSFW)

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Jessica Simpson

  • Pamela Anderson

The Fourth of July means many things to many people. For most of us it's a time to nearly set our neighbor's house on fire with a homemade fireworks display, to devour enough hot dogs to feed a starving village in a third world country, and to pick a fight with the guy at the municipal fireworks display who politely asks you to tone down your drunken display of your fucking First Amendment rights. As our glorious republic prepares to celebrate another year by waging war on the night sky with more firepower than Canada's entire military arsenal, it's important to take a moment and reflect on what many of our brave, young soldiers have fought and died for through the centuries: hot American women. To honor this national treasure, below is a small offering of bombshells striking patriotic poses while cloaked in liberal interpretations of the stars and stripes.