Madonna, Mellencamp, Leonard Cohen...

The Ventures and The Dave Clark Five make for a lame, very white list of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees. Don't get me wrong, Leonard Cohen is a genius but more a poet than rocker. And Johnny Cougar? Not feeling it. The Material Girl gets points for being a sexy trend setter (and planting that juicy kiss on a pre-train wreck Spears) but she ain't no rocker neither and let's face it — Madonna has the vocal chops of your average bar band frontwoman.

Seriously, when the fuck's Alice Cooper gonna get inducted? And how about the Motor City 5 instead of the milquetoast Dave Clark Five? While we're at it, how about piano madman James Booker?