- Robert Downey Jr. presents Gwyneth Paltrow, sporting what I like to call the mullet of lady-suits: Business on the top, beach blanket bingo on the bottom. (Photo on the left)
- Radar Online started off the week with a bang (heehee) and exposed a Chelsea Handler sex tape that may or may not be a freaky-deaky comedy bit. Raise your hand if you care. K, great, moving on.
- Speaking of porn, Lindsay Lohan is one step away from fulfilling her ultimate destiny by "playing" an iconic porn star in a new film.
- In true 2010-breakin'-up-marriages-style, another mistress has proclaimed her affair with a married man to get some press. This time, the classically-trained hot mess Courtney Love is claiming that Gavin Rossdale cheated on Gwen Stefani with her super-gross self. Let me be the first to say..."ew."
- Steve Carrell may be quitting The Office next year. I quit The Office last week, so you're kinda late on this one, Steve.
After the jump, rumor has it that someone on reality TV has done drugs, someone else has contracted Bieber Fever and that thing about Sandra Bullock adopting a baby, etcetera....
