I had a busy weekend. Three fuck-buddy applicants and not a single one qualified for the position.
Friday night I started out texting applicant 1.
"What are you doing later?"
"Staying home. Do you want to fuck tonight and then 2 times a week?"
At first I wasn't sure if I was turned on or repelled by his directness. I haven’t had sex with this friend in 11 months, which is a long leave of absence for him to try and schedule twice a week sex. Having just got out of a serious relationship, this proposal sounded more like a boyfriend than a fuck-buddy. I wasn't ready to commit to such a strenuous schedule. Besides, if I wanted to fuck this guy twice a week, I wouldn’t have avoided him for 11 months.
