Gossip Girl recap: a cautionary tale of having a threesome in a twin bed

"Sometimes it's after the curtains close the real reckonings come, whether it's about who we wish we were or who we wish we could be or who we want." — xoxo Gossip Girl

This week was the one of seriously awkward conversations ... I guess that's what happens when you have threesome, or if you're trying to have sex with your ex-hook up's married cousin, or when your step brotherish comes to a club to take you home from an ecstasy deal with an ambassador.

Although we were all promised a hot and heavy threesome last week not much was delivered, this week we got a little more of a view of the action, through flashbacks of a very cocky (pun intended) Dan, and we learned one very important lesson: don't ever have a threesome