The Cranky Copy Editor — Friday, November 7

Here are 10 horrible puns I'm glad I didn't have to write as headlines after our president-elect secured the Oval Office (though I probably would have used the first one).

1. Barack to the future

2. Obamination

3. Baracking the vote

4. Obamania

5. Barack Star

6. Obamawesome

7. Barack and roll

8. Obama-lama-ding-dong

9. Barack hard

10. Baracky Mountain High