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-Pants-less panty burglar receives a year in prison: A Michigan man who broke into a woman's home and was caught naked from the waist down holding a pair of pink panties has been sentenced to a year in jail. Jayson K. Berde, 35, was charged with second-degree home invasion, resisting, and obstructing a police officer causing injury. For pleading guilty, Berde's initial charge of first-degree home invasion was dropped. The officer suffered minor abrasions trying to apprehend Berde, but I suspect Berde's punishment was so harsh due to the psychological injuries the officer sustained after chasing and possibly tackling the pants-less panty thief. Read more at freep.com

-No sex with porcupines for Floridians: Maybe it's just me, but it seems like common sense not to stick your genitals anywhere near a creature that is outfitted with an arsenal of needle-sharp quills. Apparently the animal's defenses haven't always been enough to dissuade sex starved Floridians in search of a good time as