AltDotPop: Paris and Lindsay avoid jail, Katy and Nicole celebrate their singledom, Gossip Girl meets the undead and a Jersey Shore farewell

  • It's been a doublemint week in pop culture land. Two "celebs" are out of jail when they should be in. Lindsay Lohan was released after less than 24hours and Paris Hilton pled guilty on her possession charge and got probation. Two celebs (only one deserving of the quotation marks on celebs, so I opted not to use it) are celebrating their last days of freedom and singledom: Katy Perry through a bachelorette weekend in Vegas while Nicole Richie opted for even sunnier skies, in Cabo.
  • Us Weekly is reporting that Cameron Crowe and Nancy Wilson are divorcing. I had no idea that they were married, but I, for one, am outraged. How could a super-cool, rocking director and the woman behind "Barracuda" not make a marriage work?! And how long do we have to wait before he makes a Heart tell-all behind-the-music-style movie?!
  • Kim Kardashian isn't just a hot body. She is also every man's fantasy girl, hanging out at Oktoberfest drinking a ginormous beer, eating a ton of carbs in the form of a huge pretzel and with a whole buncha cleavage. Thanks. Kim, the rest of us look greeeeeeat next to you now.

After the jump, a Jersey Shorian jumps ship, back to three judges for Idol, Courtney Love's new body/face/plastic parts and Gossip Girl Zombies.