Gossip Girl recap: new stars, new romance, new gossip

"If you ask me, we go to the movies because we want to see fairy tales. A sleeping queen woken by her true love's kiss; a princess who puts aside her jewels to make her way in the world; lovers torn apart being brought back together. But life isn't a fairy tale and happy endings are few and far between. In life, the young queen becomes a tyrant and takes her subjects to war, so that's why we need movies to remind us that, despite it all, love can still spring in the most unlikely of places and that sometimes even fairy tales can come true."

-xoxo gossip girl

Gossip Girl went Hollywood this week, with brand new guest stars, a Hollywood premiere, and obviously lots of gossip.

Dan is definitely no longer lonely boy; this week he started a new romance with Hilary Duff/Kate/Olivia (pictured). Whatever her name is, she is some kind of movie star trying to be normal and go to college. Haven't we heard this story before? I know she has some skeletons in her closet and I will patiently wait for them to come out. Until then, she and Dan can have their boring romance.

Constance started school today, and Little J might actually come up to the standard of a Blair Waldorf queen — although no one could ever be Blair Waldorf, I think she did a good job choosing her successor. Bring on the nairtinis,