Gossip Girl recap: going once, going twice, sold to the best liar

"Anyone want to start the bidding on what happens next? Going once, going twice." — xoxo Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl never has a lack of scandal and lies, but tonight seemed to be a little more about spilling the truth....or at least half of the truth. I've been waiting for Scott to spill his secret about being Rufus and Lily's illegitimate bastard sine he popped up in the end of last season, but just as in real life with most men, when the big moment came, he did not deliver. Instead of telling the truth about who he is, he copped out and said he was the brother of Rufus and Lily's fake dead son, so of course he ran away before he got into anymore trouble in his web of lies.

He is not the only one running away, though. Dan was spotted doing the wall of shame by none other than Serena, (gotta love it when you're having sex with your ex-girlfriend's/faux half sister's arch enemy...and then get caught). With Georgina and Dan as newly-found fuck buddies, things are not necessarily how they seem. Dan should really know Georgina better by now.