Foley is (wait for it) … gay

1001_going_to_sacAn attorney for Mark Foley said the disgraced former lawmaker is acknowledging for the first time publicly that he is gay. The attorney also said Foley was abused by clergy as a teen, but said Foley is not offering that as an excuse.

Sweet mumbling Jesus, what's next in this amazing tale? The only way to top the revelations to date is if Wednesday reveals that Foley is a secret member of the Super Adventure Club.