Almonds - Now With Extra Go-Juice!

Thanks to the USDA and the Almond Board of California, now your almonds may be treated with carcinogenic motorcycle fuel that's been "banned by both the National Hot Rod and American Motorcycle Racing Associations, where it had been used as a fuel before being deemed too dangerous."

Well, I've guess all that unused hot-rod fuel has to go somewhere. (Thanks to Chow.)