Do you have no pride? asked Natalie Saturday at the State Theatre, questioning my choice of cheap American beer over her Guinness.
I drink Bud Light as a matter of pride, I said. It tastes like America.
Obviously she was in need of a serious history refresher. America was founded on cheap beer. What do you think George Washington was talking about when he penned the lyrics, amber waves of grain the malt and barley used to make delicious golden beer! Or why do you think the Sons of Liberty dressed up like Indians and dumped ship tons of tea in the harbor during the Boston Tea Party. This wasnt something sober people would do. These patriots were a bunch of drunken smugglers with a lust for drinking cheap beer, dressing up and destroying shit. And who do you think led these hooligans? The patron saint of all cheap beer drinking Americans: Samuel Adams.
Alfie!? called a voice behind me, drawing me away from my lecture on the finer points of American history. I was confronted by two ladies named Hanna and Amy who I wished I had recognized. We met you last night. You were wearing a cape?