I've been released due to good behavior.
- "Vlad, come on ol' buddy! That missile defense shield is nothin' to be worried about." "I do not trust you Georgie. You're starting a new arms race." "Oh Vlad, it's nothing to hyperventilate over."
- Today's headline striking the most fear in the hearts of homeowners: Are property tax cuts doomed to fail?
- Steve no more: Former Largo city manager Steve Stanton to legally changes his name to Susan today.
- Free at last! Free at last! After only three days in the slammer, Paris Hilton is free at last!
- Guess the age of famed organist Rosa Rio. (Hint: Use three digits.)
- "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Los Angeles residents were urged on Wednesday to take shorter showers, reduce lawn sprinklers and stop throwing trash in toilets in a bid to cut water usage …" Who's throwing their trash in the crapper? Those crazy Los Angelenos!
- Larry David curbs his enthusiasm for marriage.
- “Our study heralds a new dawn in genetics,†said the man with the pipette in his hands.
