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Russian bomb squad defuses a dildo: A postal worker in the republic of Karelia called Russian security forces when a package began to vibrate. The post office was evacuated and the bomb squad came in. Using highly specialized devices, the squad determined that the package contained a dildo that had been turned on accidentally. The country is on edge after a January attack on the Domodedovo airport killed 37. False bomb scares and evacuations have since become common place. When will people learn that you must remove the batteries from a vibrator before mailing it? Read more at telegraph.co.uk

A real dildo bomb: The Russians may not have been overly paranoid for defusing a suspicious dildo, especially considering their bomb makers may be in an arms race against American terrorists. A few months ago Terry Allen Lester, 37, was arrested after he allegedly loaded a sex toy with gunpowder and little lead balls, then made a trigger with black and red wires that connected to a battery port. Police believe Lester planned to give the bomb, which was wrapped in a container labeled "Christmas Gifts," to