I have a confession to make. I only volunteered to review the pilot episode of Rizzoli and Isles because it looked awful. The promos TNT has been airing played this series like Sex and the City with guns. Go ahead and try to come up with something harder to sit through (or more fun to rip apart in a Daily Loaf review).
I mean, for God's sake, the tag line (I'm not making this up) is, "Little girls are sugar and spice … and everything vice."
I am here to tell you, dear reader, that I was woefully mistaken.
