- Brian James
- Prinzzess performing at NightMoves 2013
Prinzzess Felicity Jade repeatedly ripped open my pearl snap shirt while I attempted to ask her sophisticated questions about her sex life and mulch. Her motives were unclear. Had she heard stories of my mannishly smooth chest? Did she crave the sight of a topless man after filming so many girl-girl sex scenes? Was she eager to do some sexually harassing of her own after meeting so many overzealous fans at the AEE Expo?
Whatever her motives, one thing was abundantly clear: Prinzzess is an expert at removing clothes. Truly. She has won national awards for her strip teases. As if to jog my memory from the last time I saw her perform, she flashed me a glimpse of what lay beneath her blue dress at the end of our interview.
While this conversation occurred almost a year ago at the 2013 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, the memory still haunts me like a persistent bout of morning wood that stays with you long after waking.
India Summer told me she recently took your anal virginity on film.
Yep. The scene is actually nominated for an AVN award.
If you win, who gets to physically keep the award?
We’ll share it like a kid. She gets it one month. I get it the next.
Have you won an AVN yet?
Has the award helped you book more feature dancing gigs, or up the price you can get for club appearances?
I haven't noticed a difference yet. I just won it a few months ago. I stay pretty busy. I did something like 24 clubs last year. That’s a lot of clubs.
I've seen a few of your routines. You have the cupcake routine. The magic act—
The army girl, cowgirl, biker, schoolgirl. I’m making an awesome angel outfit. I’m hoping to put some magic in that. It’s going to be hot. It’s going to be an all white, burlesque angel. I’m making it myself. I just got all the feathers for the wings.
Where do you come up with the ideas for you routines?
I just see things I like and put them together and make them work for me. Have you seen the magicians who elevate?
I've seen magicians levitate?
Haha. Yeah. I’m going to levitate with the angel outfit. My friend is a magician. He’s going to hook me up. I'm also thinking about making doves appear.
Is it legal to unleash doves in a strip club?
I saw him do it once.
Do you train them to fly back to the cage or do you just let them loose.
He just puts his doves on a perch.
How many of your younger sisters are you younger than this year?
I’m the oldest.
I know, but every year they seem to get older while you stay the same age.
I don't know what you're talking about. I’m 24. I’m still just 24.
How is your ranch going?
Well. I’m planting trees and I’m thinking about putting a pool in this summer.
Do you have a horse yet?
Not yet. I only have 5 acres in Florida. I have 220 acres in Belize.
How is your mulch situation?
I have a ton of mulch. It will still be another year and a half until that turns into dirt. But I’m going to get another layer of mulch so it could be up to 4 years before I can plant grass.
What’s the stupidest question you’ve been asked today?
A guy asked me if I “hail Mary Jane.”
Have you gotten up close and personal with any smelly fans yet?
Not yet. So far it has been good. Here they have to stay on the other side of the table.
When you take photos with fans, do any try to grab your ass?
Not this time. That happened a whole bunch in Berlin at the Venus Awards. They are all grabby there.
How is the porn scene over there?
It’s crazy. Their expo is pretty big. They even had live sex shows.
Did you watch one?
I didn’t. I figured it wasn’t anything I wanted to see.
Would you ever do a live sex show?
I don’t think so. Maybe with another girl... Does your shirt have snaps?
I’ve been eyeing it this whole time. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. It irritates me that I haven’t ripped it open yet... May I?
[She rips my shirt open in one quick movement.] Much better. Now it won’t irritate me.
Do you party at the AVNs or do you go hide in your hotel room after the convention each night?
I might stop by a party. Someone pointed out that my name is on a flyer for a swinger party.
You’re going to a swinger party?
I’m thinking about stopping in.
With a boyfriend?
No, I’m here by myself.
You didn’t even bring any of your sisters?
Nope. I got tired of them. I don’t know yet. I’m not going to get involved in the swinger party, but I may stop in and see what’s happening.
See Prinzzess perform her x-rated show Thursday - Saturday, Dec. 19-21, at Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in St. Petersburg, FL.