Your week in sex and love news. No mention of balloon boy (other than this one). Pinky swear.
The Big O says 'hell no' to mile high club: Earlier this week, Oprah Winfrey's former flight attendant claimed that she was wrongfully fired after being accused of having sex during a flight in June. The attendant, Corrine Gehrls, has sued Harpo, as well as former co-worker Myron Gooch and Winfrey's goddaughter, Kirby Bumpus, for false and defamatory accusations that led to her dismissal.
Esquire discovers why vampires are so damn sexy trendy: On Tuesday, Esquire claimed that the reason that young straight American women have become obsessed with vampires is because they secretly want to have sex with gay men.