Wow! You have nice breasts (NSFW)

I'm constantly amazed by the attention my breasts receive. Sure they may be large and firm, but they don't know any cool tricks. Hell, they can't even do simple math. For the most part they are just large freeloaders needing to be carried around all day and occasionally receiving more attention than they deserve. Though, for all the trouble they cause, they do a pretty good job at attracting men and women, though I really have no idea why.