The Buccaneers lost another game they may very well could have won, this one in the Mile-Stoned City and by only eight points, the most Tampa Bay has been beaten by all year. (I know, right?) And if it wasn’t for that Denver stud, Mitch Unrein (huh?), the Bucs just might have had a better shot at the upset. In case you’ve been living under a rock in the Ozarks with ear-buds pumping Rebecca Black (Who? Google her!), Mitch Unrein is a second-year defensive lineman out of football-factory Wyoming who caught the first touchdown pass of the game (wait, what?) from Denver quarterback Peyton Manning and hit Tampa Bay quarterback Josh Freeman just as he threw the pick-6 in the third quarter, sending most living rooms into a simultaneous rendition of “Aw, come on!”
Big Picture Alert: With four games left, if the Bucs don’t win again this year, they’re still better than last season’s record by two. So no matter what happens between now and then, one thing is for sure. The 2011 Tampa Bay Buccaneers sucked harder than Honey Boo Boo on a McDonald’s shake. Good God, is that not the most nauseatingly graphic example of the end of civilization ever to be televised? And I hear that Honey Boo Boo show isn’t much better. Hey-ohhh!