Prince William and Kate Middleton have released their official engagement photo. Apparently, no one told people in England that beige isn't great for William's skin tone. Also, oh my god they look so uncomfortable, amirite?
Jon Gosselin, aka "Little Ed Hardy," is pulling me to the dark side a bit with his new-found normalcy and lack of douchey antics. Dude even got a normal job in IT and a teensy, tiny apartment. I hate both the Gosselins but this week, Jon is the lesser of two evils... and I haven't said that the last season of Jon and Kate plus Eight.
New couple alert!!!!!! Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling have been spotted in NYC and are assumed to be dating. Can I get an "awwwww" and a new Gossip Girl -themed Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling. I suggest "Hey Girl, I don't care that you slept with Chuck and Nate and Dan and probably Blair, whatevs. I still love you girl. XOXO."
Chris Rock saved the day by telling jokes while a pregnant woman went into labor at a mall. I don't have anything to say about this but I think it's a humorous visual so I wanted to make sure you all got to read about it. Moving on.
My favorite story of the week and maybe the year has got to be Miley Cyrus, taking some bong hits, laughing her ass off and letting a friend record it. The most entertaining part though, is the background music, yes friends, that is Bush's "Comedown." I have a theory that involves this party happening in 1995 and that is just a girl who looks like Miley and happens to have a boyfriend named Liam as well. Hannah Montana would never be so irresponsible!
My theory sucks, Billy Ray basically threw it out there on Twitter, that his daughter is a bong-smoking party animal and he has no control of the situation and he is all sad-faced about it. I want to make an achey-breaky heart joke but I heard it was already done 1,472,863 times.
After the jump, Willow's new haircut may prevent her from whipping it back and forth, Christina Aguilera's leaked closet pics are not that awesome, the best comments you will read on CLTampa.com this week and Ke$ha gets naughty with a boy, takes pictures and here we are (you have been warned)...
