Listen up, bachelorettes (and, I'd wager a guess, a few bachelors as well): Saturday's fifth annual Fireman Auction is like something straight outta Sex and the City — and these local firemen are bound to do just about everything but turn down the heat. The Krewe of Charlotte De Berry and the Krewe of St. Florian host the sizzlin’ selection of men, and winning bidders get a date with the hottie of their choice. I’ll leave the jokes about his “hose” to your imagination. Proceeds benefit Lance Armstrong’s LIVESTRONG foundation. Sat., Sept. 26, 7 p.m., The RITZ Ybor, 1503 E. Seventh Ave., Ybor City, $15.
