Its my considered opinion that Chris Rock is a funny motherfucker. Last night at the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center he was definitely a funny motherfucker. OK, theres my review of the show.
What follows is a few of his bits, so consider this a spoiler alert if youre going to his show tonight.
Very early in the set:
I wanna do a good show tonight, cause I dont want the authorities to come and take my children like they did to Britney Spears. They took her kids! Im looking at Britney Spears kids they aint got no knots upside their heads, they dont look hungry. It made me realize: They take white kids quick. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, they got their kids. They even let O.J. Simpson keep his kids. And he killed the mother. O.J.s got a lotta balls; I saw him say Yknow its hard being a single dad. But you killed the mother. He said it like they just broke up, like she wont return his calls.