It Happened This Week-ish: Lindsay Lohan survives punches and prison sentences, we have a new Spiderman, Paris packs everything except marijuana and more...

  • I love a good Lindsay Lohan story, specifically one in which she gets punched by a waitress, on her birthday AND THEN runs into that waitress again at the next club. Know what I love even more than our precious Lilo getting punched in the face? Courtroom tearfests courtesy of a judge actually requiring her to abide by the law or serve prison time *gasp* like a commoner!! The horror of it all! Good luck in the slammer, Lindsay, that waitress was just toughening you up for some real prison-style cafeteria punches.
  • Much like Menudo, Spiderman has an age limit, and Tobey Maguire's geriatric 36 years have pushed him past the limit. British cutie-pie, Andrew Garfield (adorbs name, I know) will be tagging in as Peter Parker in the fourth installment of the Spidey saga. I'd scale walls with him anytime.
  • US Weekly, my favorite source for the most exciting headlines and incredibly in-depth and probing journalism, has asked the riveting question: What's in a Name? Nicole Kidman's Daughter, Sunday Rose. The article is long and boring. The answer is simple, Emo Band Name Generator.

After the jump, Project Runway news, a posh new Range Rover, Paris Hilton's packin', etcetera...