Somehow we knew that Paul Blart: Mall Cop would be less than a critics' darling. But among the many other bad reviews sure to come, this one by the NY Times' Nathan Lee is a small masterpiece of deadpan destruction. I especially like " directed by Steve Carr, a man who knows how to put a camera in front of things, if little else..." Lots more like this one to come, we'd wager. And it'll still win the weekend box office.