*Steven Tyler has apparently quit Aerosmith to focus on his solo career. The thing is, he's like 900 years old and at this point, having a solo career kinda sorta isn't an option. You don't see Bob Barker starting his own game show, sans the Price is Right ladies, called the "Bob Barker Project" where they play Blinko, do you? No, you don't (...but now that I think about it...hmmmmm).
*Christian Serratos, one of the cast members of Twilight and New Moon (in theatres November 20th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! LOL! SQUEAL!), is the youngest and newest actress to get on the PETA bandwagon. I am beginning to feel like these naked PETA ads are just an outlet for actresses who want to be slutty but are past the point of doing Playboy. Also, does PETA know that they kill A LOT of animals in Twilight? Seriously, the Cullens are sucking up Bambi blood like it's nobody's business.
*Nicolas Cage outbid Leonardo DiCaprio for a $276,000 dinosaur skull...of course he did. Because if I was tooooootally broke, that is the first thing I would buy. In all fairness, it probably has a treasure map engraved on the inside.
After the jump, Jeremy Piven is growing his own boobs, just in case girls stop letting him touch theirs, Eva Mendes covered in lace and wrapped up in some guy... and some more stuff.
