March 26, 2021

Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient

There is a large boat stuck in the Suez Canal right now, and so naturally Florida too must wedge a boat somewhere and therefore insert itself into the national discourse.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, last night a boat that fell onto a Florida interstate near Crestview, briefly blocking traffic, and also drawing comparisons to the now viral Ever Given, a cargo ship that has been stuck in the Suez Canal for days blocking global shipping traffic.

Luckily, there were no injuries, and the boat was quickly removed but not before inspiring a near endless onslaught of boat jokes on Twitter.

Here are some of the better jokes about Florida's own inconvenient boat...

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Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient
Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient
Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient
Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient
Everyone's roasting this Florida boat, which also got stuck somewhere inconvenient

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