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The best tweets about Tom Brady retiring, again

By CL Staff on Wed, Feb 1, 2023 at 11:28 am

Photo via Buccaneers/Twitter

After 23 seasons, it appears Tom Brady has had enough, for real this time.

The 45-year-old future Hall of Famer officially retired this morning, posting a video to his social media channels showing him saying his goodbyes while sitting alone on some sand dunes on a cloudy beach somewhere.

While surely he means it this time, as usual Twitter had a lot to say about this morning's Déjà Vu moment.

While the future may not be too bright for the Bucs, who are now stuck with dead salary cap space, no extra draft picks, and a lot of aging veterans, the seven-time Super Bowl champ has his whole life ahead of him.

As quite a few Twitter users pointed out, Brady will now have plenty of time to reconnect with his family, get used to a cushy TV job, and maybe even find out exactly how much eggs cost.

Here are some of the better tweets about today's big announcement...

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If Hollywood decides to make a movie on @TomBrady, they should cast @kevinbacon for the role. Right? RIGHT?! Maybe the story of a 40-plus-year-old quarterback still breaking records. Title it “When Father Time Freezes” or simply “40+”. pic.twitter.com/hWVU1Ra4q5
— Bucs Nation (@Bucs_Nation) February 1, 2023

‘TED 2’ star Tom Brady has officially retired after 23 seasons. pic.twitter.com/850XIIXh3R
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) February 1, 2023

Imagine randomly walking your dog on the beach and Tom Brady is retiring over by the dunes.
— Conor Orr (@ConorOrr) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady pulling up to Gisele’s house to try and rekindle the marriage as Pete Davidson is leaving

pic.twitter.com/fM296zCEMq
— 🅿️owered By BlueChew (@skolldaddy) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady: “I’m retiring”

Gisele: pic.twitter.com/yRRhTZIS0d
— Josiah Johnson (@KingJosiah54) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady: I’m retiring

The rest of the world: pic.twitter.com/ZJeL9oDQoG
— dontiknoyou🤨 (@imalligottt) February 1, 2023

This is how long Tom Brady played in the NFL 😳 pic.twitter.com/MRmjHo9ApU
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady coming home to no football and no Gisele pic.twitter.com/w8xZrXWxgi
— Blake Garman (@FrostedBlakes34) February 1, 2023

In the last 12 months, we’ve had 2 Tom Brady retirements and 4 Carlos Correa contract agreements.
— Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) February 1, 2023

The Patriots recycling their Tom Brady tribute is just spectacular pic.twitter.com/lDMNFXmOZV
— Benjamin Hoffman (@BenHoffmanNYT) February 1, 2023

The rest of the NFC South hearing about Tom Brady’s retirement:pic.twitter.com/BDipxi3jYO
— Tatum4MVP (10-8-1) (36-15) (@danteadams01) February 1, 2023

tom brady exactly one month from now after his plan to get gisele back doesn’t work pic.twitter.com/OelCAwpscK
— kam 🤍 (@KamKizar) February 1, 2023

Gisele to this Tom Brady news pic.twitter.com/k6cDPhmQhV
— Phil Spain 🤫 (@philenespanol) February 1, 2023

Completely obsessed with Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour announcement drowning out Tom Brady’s re-retirement announcement 🤭 pic.twitter.com/dX6rSZlgBS
— Gibson Johns (@gibsonoma) February 1, 2023

Liza Minnelli has outlived Tom Brady's football career (again). The superstar quarterback has confirmed he is retiring.
— LizaMinnelliOutlives (@LiZaOutlives) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady after a single day of dropping his kids off at school and buying groceries. pic.twitter.com/jOzB9wSia2
— Thomas Carrieri (@Thomas_Carrieri) February 1, 2023

Tom Brady finishes his career with a whopping 4,297 incompletions, three Super Bowl losses, 212 interceptions, and 565 sacks. Not sure he should be a Hall of Famer but I guess we'll see
— Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) February 1, 2023