FRIDAY 11
Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak is finally forced from office after the nation's military sides with the millions of protesters. Fellow Middle Eastern dictators hire new PR people.
SUNDAY 13
In the race for mayor of Tampa, the Times endorses Bob Buckhorn while the Tribune takes Turanchik. If only another publication would break the tie…
MONDAY 14
Sports Illustrated unveils the cover of its annual swimsuit issue. Never mind the crumbling country, America: boobies!
TUESDAY 15
IBM's Watson supercomputer handily crushes the human competiton on Jeopardy. Our future machine overlords rejoice.
WEDNESDAY 16
Gov. Rick Scott rejects federal funding for Tampa-to-Orlando high-speed rail after reportedly meeting with Tea Party representatives for 30 minutes. Tea Party, you owe Florida roughly $66,666,666 a minute.
This article appears in Feb 17-23, 2011.