10. You sometimes want to have sex when your boyfriend only wants to cuddle, too.
9. You like to laugh at the weird things people say in bookstores.
8. You find strong women, like the ones in Stageworks' In the Time of the Butterflies, engaging.
7. You think it's funny, too, that the birds were uncaged at the new Animal Kingdom bird show.
6. You have as many questions as we do about whether or not the new guy at the Museum of Fine Arts will raise chickens.
5. You don't own the perfect-fitting bra any more than we do.
4. You wanted to know more about local actresses like Marlene Peralta.
3. You have questions about anal sex.
2. You're jazzed about Jobsite's new season.
1. You miss muralist Matt Callahan. A lot. We don't blame you.
See you in June!
Cathy Salustri is the arts + entertainment editor for Creative Loafing Tampa. Contact her here.
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 3, 2018.

